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A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. “Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!”
Totally shocked with the note, he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, “Son, what happened last night?” His son says, “Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door”.
Confused, the man asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!”
His son replies, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,
“LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I’M MARRIED!”
Moral
Self-induced hangover - $400.00
Broken crockery - $800.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk “PRICELESS”
There are truly some things that both money and Mastercard can’t buy!
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8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Irene Sng
This is really interesting. Some words uttered out is frankly clear to the heart. This is then really priceless.
May 16th, 2008
Austin
Thanks for your comment Irene. Indeed some words uttered out are frankly clear to the heart.
I stopped by your self-improvement blog and I must admit, you have some really nice articles up there. Keep up the good work.
Cheers!
May 16th, 2008
Tony Tovar
HAHAHA! That was awesome! I love that, a man with a good head on his shoulder who respect his woman! Hooray for him!
Respectfully,
Tony T
May 16th, 2008
AndyS
Very nice…perfect for a Friday afternoon. I don’t think my wife’s reaction would be the same if I said those words though!
Cheers,
Andy.
May 16th, 2008
Austin
@Andy: Boy-o-boy, what would be your wife’s reaction?
May 16th, 2008
The Bill Manager
HA HA! I love it. I hope I marry someone with the same personality as her. And I hope I have the same sense as that man did.
May 23rd, 2008
Austin
@The Bill Manager: All the best my friend…hope you get someone like her
May 23rd, 2008
entrepgirl
hahaha! this is funny. i’ve read this somewhere too. i love MasterCard’s tag line. “There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s MasterCard.” love the concept!
Jul 27th, 2008
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