Breaking News – New Business Definitions

BSE = BOMBAY SE EXIT

NSE = NATION SE EXIT

F/O = FUTURE OVER

NIFTY = NO INCOME FOR THIS YEAR

FII = FRAUD INTERNATIONAL INVESTOR

PE = PLUNGE ENDLESS

EBITDA = EXIT BEFORE IT TUMBLES DOWN AGAIN

QIB = QUIXOTIC INDIAN BLUNDER

HNI = HAS NO IDEA

FII = FURIOUS IMPOVERISHED INVESTORS

PMS = PREMEDITATED SCAM

SIP = SUICIDE BY INVESTING PATIENTLY

FUND MANAGER = LAST YEAR’S ACE STOCK PICKER NOW LOCKED UP IN AN ASYLUM

INVESTOR = SOMEONE WHO IS BROKE

BROKER = WORSE OFF THAN AN INVESTOR

CORRECTION = THE NEXT DAY AFTER YOU BOUGHT SHARES

MOMENTUM BUYING = THE FINE ART OF BUYING HIGH AND SELLING LOW

VALUE BUYING = THE ART OF BUYING LOW AND SELLING EVEN LOWER

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