Breaking News – New Business Definitions
BSE = BOMBAY SE EXIT
NSE = NATION SE EXIT
F/O = FUTURE OVER
NIFTY = NO INCOME FOR THIS YEAR
FII = FRAUD INTERNATIONAL INVESTOR
PE = PLUNGE ENDLESS
EBITDA = EXIT BEFORE IT TUMBLES DOWN AGAIN
QIB = QUIXOTIC INDIAN BLUNDER
HNI = HAS NO IDEA
FII = FURIOUS IMPOVERISHED INVESTORS
PMS = PREMEDITATED SCAM
SIP = SUICIDE BY INVESTING PATIENTLY
FUND MANAGER = LAST YEAR’S ACE STOCK PICKER NOW LOCKED UP IN AN ASYLUM
INVESTOR = SOMEONE WHO IS BROKE
BROKER = WORSE OFF THAN AN INVESTOR
CORRECTION = THE NEXT DAY AFTER YOU BOUGHT SHARES
MOMENTUM BUYING = THE FINE ART OF BUYING HIGH AND SELLING LOW
VALUE BUYING = THE ART OF BUYING LOW AND SELLING EVEN LOWER
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